This is @Lyriciss. He's a rapper. No, I'm serious...dude is a RAPPER! I hate to admit it because I never told him but this guy renewed my faith in the hip hop game again. Nooooo...none of that Soulja Boy, Waka Flocka ignorance--I'm talking about conscientious, real life, 'I can actually understand what this man is saying!' rap. I don't remember what put us on each other and I could never figure out what his favorite word was on Twitter but even after he divorced me as his Skype wife, I have been stalk--I mean, watching his every move. DMV is in the building! Well...on my blog at least.
--All hail Mr. Lyrical.
Lyriciss
--All hail Mr. Lyrical.
When you first roll out of bed, which do you do first? Tweet or Eat
- I take the most amazing piss the history of pisses. Every day. I change history daily.
Rate your Twitter addiction on a scale of 1-10; 1 being Twitter isn’t a factor & 10 being a major necessity
- I'd say a 9. It's a hell of a time killer for me between doing tasks. I have over 100,000 tweets over the span of 4 years, so yeah...that says a lot.
What is your dream occupation?
- I'm already doing it...making music. I just wish I could get a raise.
If you were given the opportunity to name yourself aside from the birth name that you were given, what would your name be?
- I think I kinda like the name I got. Robert Bailey is a name that's good enough to at least get me in the door for job interviews. Then they realize I'm black and it's a whole 'nother game.
If Oprah gave you an unlimited cash flow to start your own business, give us some insight of what your business would be and what it would consist of.
- I'd start a barbershop. I know people are like "wait, what?", because I make music and they expect me to start a record label, BUT...gotta think smart. People are ALWAYS going to need haircuts. No matter what. It's a business you can't lose in unless you just have terrible barbers though. And with unlimited cash flow, I'd find the best. Oh yeah...and I'd start a record label. See what I did there?
How would you describe yourself?
- I'm kinda like that moment when an angel finally gets its wings, you know? I think that describes me best.
If you ever had an outer body experience, would you date yourself?
- Wouldn't that make my spirit gay? The answer to your question would have to be "no".
If you remember, how many times have you gone to Twitterjail in a day?
- Here's the funny part...all my tweets I got...4 years in...I've never been in Twitterjail. I'm not a statistic!
Who is the person that keeps you laughing/dying/crying/nauseous on Twitter every time you log on?
- I tend to laugh at my homie @ALLPROALLDAY's tweets often...he's a master of dry humor, which works out great in typed font if you're not an idiot. Being that I'm pretty smart, I get the jokes.
If you had the opportunity to screw one of your followers, who would it be?
- My girlfriend, @UCanCallmeLA. You ain't gettin' ME in trouble, dammit!
If you were a pornstar, what would your porn name be?
- Phillip Cuntz. Trust, I've had this idea in mind for a while now.
If there was no limit on characters, what would your Twitter name really be?
- @ SuperCaliFragilisticExpialidoc ious
If Twitter closed tomorrow, what would be your next resort?
- I still got Facebook and Tumblr. My random mind will survive. Might even revive Formspring.
If you could get one person in particular to follow you, who would it be?
- @SpikeLee. We need to devise a plan on how to destroy @tylerperry as soon as possible.
If you could start a worldwide trending topic, what would it be?
- The name of my new mixtape or album, whatever its name is whenever it drops.
What is one good thing that has come from Twitter?
- I've pulled new fans, shows, sponsorships, and collabs all from the power of Twitter. As long as you let your personality shine, while still showing professionalism, Twitter is an amazing tool for networking.
This is your time to shamelessly plug yourself or shoutout any of your Tweeps.
- Um...yeah...Zzz Gang, Inner Loop Records, Lunchroom Champions, Write Brothers, the whole Yacht Club Media Group, peace to everybody. Make sure y'all follow me on Twitter - @Lyriciss. Also follow my Tumblr - http://lyriciss.tumblr.com - and Like my Facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/ lyriciss.dmv - oh yeah, and while you're at it, enjoy all of my music on my Bandcamp page - http://lyriciss.bandcamp.com - peace.
Peace & Hip-Hop
Inner Loop Records x The Write Brothers
For management, show bookings, & press inquiries, contact bbardotmgt@gmail.com
For beat submissions and general inquiries, contact lyriciss.dmv@gmail.com
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http://www.facebook.com/ lyriciss.dmv
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http://lyriciss.bandcamp.com
http://www.innerloopuncut.com
For management, show bookings, & press inquiries, contact bbardotmgt@gmail.com
For beat submissions and general inquiries, contact lyriciss.dmv@gmail.com
http://www.lyriciss.net
http://lyriciss.tumblr.com
http://www.reverbnation.com/
http://www.facebook.com/
http://www.twitter.com/
http://lyriciss.bandcamp.com
http://www.innerloopuncut.com



