Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Follow @JayUncut

This is @JayUncut. If you do not like this man, it is probably because he called you on your _____ and embarrassed you for the world to see. He prides himself in his strong dislike of the city of Atlanta & the followers that he has lost for expressing his feelings. In his spare time, he lies in his California King with his joystick in his hand for hours on end. X-Box joystick that is. I think he is saved now because he isn't as mean as he was when I first started following him... *Shrugs* you have to see him in action for yourself.

Q: When you first roll out of bed, which do you do first? Tweet or Eat
A: Tweet

Q: Rate your Twitter addiction on a scale of 1-10; 1 being Twitter isn’t a factor & 10 being a major necessity
A: 7

Q: What is your dream occupation?
A: My job now. Musician/Producer

Q: If you were given the opportunity to name yourself aside from the birth name that you were given, what would your name be?
A: I'd keep my name. 
 
Q: If Oprah gave you an unlimited cash flow to start your own business, give us some insight of what your business would be and what it would consist of.
A: I'd build the ultimate studio and hire the dopest producers and engineers. I'd stay getting business. 

Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: Not your average negro. High standard. No bullshit. Experienced and wise.
Q: If you ever had an outer body experience, would you date yourself?
A: Thats gay. 

Q: If you remember, how many times have you gone to Twitterjail in a day?
A: 6 times. On my bday after RTn all the bday wishes. 
Q: Who is the person that keeps you laughing/dying/crying/nauseous on Twitter every time you log on?
A: No one 

Q: If you had the opportunity to screw one of your followers, who would it be?
A: Hahaha this is good. Ill keep that one 

Q: If you were a pornstar, what would your porn name be?
A: Jay Strokher

Q: If there was no limit on characters, what would your Twitter name really be?
A: @Jay ...I'm simple

Q: If Twitter closed tomorrow, what would be your next resort?
A: I'd continue my regular everyday activities.  

Q: If you could get one person in particular to follow you, who would it be?
A: Ashton Kutcher 

Q: If you could start a worldwide trending topic, what would it be?
A: Not good at creating clever tts or I would do it everyday.

Q: What is one good thing that has come from Twitter?
A: met some good ppl 

This is your time to shamelessly plug yourself or shoutout any of your Tweeps.

Fuck them. Just @JayUncut

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