Follow @ImTooMuch

Here is @ImTooMuch. This man is my #Twitterjail cellie. He's quite the chameleon in a way. He can look like Chris Tucker one day, Juicy J from Three Six Mafia another day and a butch lesbian the next! Need your ride pimp'd? He is Lousiana's tech geek. His next illegal act? A tv in his steering wheel. I'll make sure that I'm not driving there because he is the man who would pull a David Blaine and try to watch porn while driving. Good luck, DJ.

When you first roll out of bed, which do you do first? Tweet or Eat

--Gotta see what ladies mentioned me while I was asleep 1st.

Rate your Twitter addiction on a scale of 1-10; 1 being Twitter isn’t a factor & 10 being a major necessity

--9.5 Im also an avid toilet tweeter.

What is your dream occupation?

--To make money doing something I love, so I won't have to "work".

If you were given the opportunity to name yourself aside from the birth name that you were given, what would your name be?

--Prince... Just Prince

If Oprah gave you an unlimited cash flow to start your own business, give us some insight of what your business would be and what it would consist of.

--I'd create another football league where it was illegal to have strikes. And cheerleaders would also wear g-string bikinis and have 40 inch asses.

How would you describe yourself?

--As the biggest and most interesting flirt in the world.

If you ever had an outer body experience, would you date yourself?

--Never. I flirt too much. Plus that would be gay.

If you remember, how many times have you gone to Twitterjail in a day?

--There's a cell block named after me.

Who is the person that keeps you laughing/dying/crying/nauseous on Twitter every time you log on?

--No_Tats_B, _NYCee, ExperienceEmily

If you had the opportunity to screw one of your followers, who would it be?

--90% of my female followers. Can't pick one.

If you were a pornstar, what would your porn name be?

--DJ the Dick Slanga

If there was no limit on characters, what would your Twitter name really be?

@ImTooMuchForTheseNiggasAndThreeMuchForTheseHoes

If Twitter closed tomorrow, what would be your next resort?

--9th story window ledge

If you could get one person in particular to follow you, who would it be?

--Esther Baxter and Maliah Michel so they can see how much I wanna fuck them and how gay I think Drake and Joe Budden is in my tweets.

If you could start a worldwide trending topic, what would it be?

--#ImTooMuchFuckedMoreHoesThan

What is one good thing that has come from Twitter?

--Meet a TON of cool and interesting people

This is your time to shamelessly plug yourself or shoutout any of your Tweeps.

Shoutout to ExpericenceEmily, lexMONROE, DatGurLizPoyZun and everybody else I fucks with.