This is @KangAwesome. I will be soooo honest and tell y'all that this is the man that gave me the idea to do this blog...until I read his answers to this interview. The last time I talked to this man, he had just been in a major car accident and couldn't even take himself seriously. @KangAwesome = the King of all randomness and WTF...ness.
Q: When you first roll out of bed, which do you do first? Tweet or Eat
A: neither... I tell my hoes to bust it open for a goon.
Q: Rate your Twitter addiction on a scale of 1-10; 1 being Twitter isn’t a factor & 10 being a major necessity
A: well a 4.913... i do it when i want..
Q: What is your dream occupation?
A: a midget height checker
Q: If you were given the opportunity to name yourself aside from the birth name that you were given, what would your name be?
A: Leroy Alowishus Ta'Nookie James
Q: If Oprah gave you an unlimited cash flow to start your own business, give us some insight of what your business would be and what it would consist of.
A: a midget strip club called "Short Stop" and a chicken fingers restaurant for only low self esteem big girls.
Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: a over the top wild ass life of the party entertaining lion tamer
Q: If you ever had an outer body experience, would you date yourself?
A: YES... well maybe not.. im bout slow on Tuesdays.
Q: If you remember, how many times have you gone to Twitterjail in a day?
A: twice but they cant hold down a goon
Q: Who is the person that keeps you laughing/dying/crying/nauseous on Twitter every time you log on?
A: lol so many to name
Q: If you had the opportunity to screw one of your followers, who would it be?
A: HA... i wont tell...
Q: If you were a pornstar, what would your porn name be?
A: Daddy Big Drawlz #Swoosh
Q: If there was no limit on characters, what would your Twitter name really be?
A: @
Q: If Twitter closed tomorrow, what would be your next resort?
A: ummm OUTSIDE lmao
Q: If you could get one person in particular to follow you, who would it be?
A: Stuart Scott from ESPN and that eye
Q: If you could start a worldwide trending topic, what would it be?
A: lol ummm i have the slightest clue #HiddenTalents i guess #WhatThemJawsDo
Q: What is one good thing that has come from Twitter?
A: closer friendships and fat hoes being naked YESSSSSSSSSSS
Q: If there was a question that you wanted to be asked, what is the question and answer it for us.
A: what took so long to interview GhostHurr Killah.. thats my name on Tues... wait just let that right out
This is your time to shamelessly plug yourself or shoutout any of your Tweeps.
holla at ya boy... Kang aka Leroy aka BeatITUp aka PokeYaPancreas aka LongandStrong aka Jellybean aka LightBulb Bob Joe...and follow a goon.. :)
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